EtherAss
🍑 Welcome to EtherAss
Where Ethereum finally gets what it deserves: a fat, juicy ASS. 💦 This isn’t your grandma’s blockchain—this is raw, sweaty, unfiltered meme energy. Every pump feels like a climax, every dump feels like the morning after. Traders moan, charts get wet, and candles explode like never before.
EtherAss ($ASS) is the coin you don’t just HODL—you f*cking ride. From deep liquidity pools to hardcore staking, we’ve got positions that will leave you begging for more.
Contract Address
🍑 Deep Liquidity Pools
Splash around in pools thick enough to make whales blush. Slippage who?
💦 Hardcore Staking
Lock it in, go deep, and earn the kind of rewards that hit different.
🔥 Explosive Pumps
Candles that don’t just move— they erupt. Bring a towel.
Get Your $ASS
Buy on DEX- Add ETH to your wallet.
- Paste the Contract Address in your DEX.
- Set slippage if needed, confirm, and enjoy the ride.